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The Expedition to the Borderlands
A Visit to the Outer Reaches of Transorangoria
(Editor’s Note: Below is the most recent account I received concerning the travels of my dear friend, Professor Jontavious Lento Midgewell)
At the farthest reaches of Transorangoria, beyond the Lavender Highlands and the whispering groves of the Silentwood, lies the Great Barrier — a structure so immense it slices the sky like a blade forged of marble and myth. It is said, in official chronicles and embroidered tapestries, that the Barrier was conjured into existence by the sheer will and focused eyebrows of Ochre Veneficus, the first and only Arch-Reformer of Transorangoria. Though some whisper in tea houses and behind curtains that the wall may be more conceptual than structural — a magnificent illusion maintained by tradition, bureaucracy, and a stubborn refusal to acknowledge maps drawn by outsiders.
Read more on Medium at the link below:
https://medium.com/journeys-through-transorangoria/the-expedition-to-the-borderlands-b9d820a44db9
https://medium.com/journeys-through-transorangoria/the-expedition-to-the-borderlands-b9d820a44db9
https://medium.com/journeys-through-transorangoria/the-expedition-to-the-borderlands-b9d820a44db9
https://medium.com/journeys-through-transorangoria/the-expedition-to-the-borderlands-b9d820a44db9
I think we're missing a raw potato, and then it would be perfect. You can't have a proper Skyrim dinner without bread, cheese, and raw potatoes. What do you think? 
Ever wondered how to spend an eternity crafting a bent stick? 
Welcome to the 9-step odyssey of longbow creation that's sure to make #archery seem like quantum physics. 
Don't worry, the blog assures endless updates, because who wouldn't want more ways to overcomplicate woodwork? 
https://www.howtomakealongbow.co.uk #longbowcreation #woodworking #blogupdates #craftsmanlife #humor #HackerNews #ngated
How to Make Longbows and and ArrowsHow to make a LongbowInstructions on how to make Longbow and wooden Arrows, Yew Bows and Laminated English Longbows. Easy to follow videos on all aspects of bow making and how to make arrows.
New #blog post: Why I Love Markdown
https://rldane.space/why-i-love-markdown.html
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cc: my wonderful #chorus: @joel @dm @sotolf @thedoctor @pixx @twizzay @orbitalmartian @adamsdesk @krafter @roguefoam @solusspider @clayton @giantspacesquid
(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)
rldane.spaceWhy I love Markdown
I've reread: The Automatic Detective by A Lee Martinez
Futuristic Noir Satire.
This is a very American story about a corrupt city of the future that exploits the poor and disenfranchised
It takes a stubborn ex-military robot on a temporary visa to take on the hard boiled detective role and expose the festering boil at the top of the pyramid.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/3876c440-785a-4a01-9383-444e9ead43fc
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#ScienceFiction #humor #satire #bookstodon #AudioBooks
app.thestorygraph.comThe Automatic Detective by A. Lee MartinezEven in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it’s hard for a robot t...
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Eso es amor por su mascota.
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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
BREAKING: The Verge discovers that when a nuclear power plant gets bored of not exploding, it decides to become an #acoustics lab. Apparently, reactors have a sound taste in music! 
https://www.theverge.com/tech/644385/nuclear-power-plant-acoustics-lab #nuclearpower #music #technews #theverge #humor #HackerNews #ngated
The Verge · How an unused nuclear power plant became home to a world-class acoustics lab
Fee erscheint mit Tasse Kaffee:
"Ich habe Deine drei letzten Wünsche erfüllt."
"Oha! Heißt es nicht 'Du hast drei Wünsche frei'?"
"Das wäre ja keine Überraschung."
Mann nimmt Kaffe und überlegt:
"Kaffe, ja. Aber ich erinnere mich nicht an die anderen zwei Wünsche."
Fee: "Hinweis: Merz wird lange über nasse Ärmel klagen und zwei Büros weiter steht Dein Chef mit heruntergelassener Hose und versucht sich die Urlaubsplanung des Teams in..."
"Ah,danke. Erinnere mich."
Was waren Eure?
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amusing: Why a man drives a kids’ Cybertruck with a dog and Mexican flag — and how it got him ‘banned’ from Dodger Stadium
“I’m always gonna keep spreading love and unity and everything because this is what people need,” said Swagrman, who didn’t want to give his real name because of safety concerns. “I’m not part of politics. I don’t have hatred towards anyone. I just want people to love each other and be happy.”
#humor https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-04-10/swaggy-wolfdog-cybertruck-dj-swagrman-dodger-stadium
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Ah, the eternal #hipster of #programming languages is back! 
"Lisp isn't popular," whines the author while clutching their #Lisp REPL like it's the last avocado toast at brunch. 
Sure, other languages might be useful with "libraries" and "user communities," but who needs that when you can bask in the glow of your own unpopularity? 
http://funcall.blogspot.com/2025/04/why-i-program-in-lisp.html #Culture #Tech #Humor #AvocadoToast #HackerNews #ngated
funcall.blogspot.comWhy I Program in LispA blog about computers, functional languages, Lisp, and Scheme.
